DOUGAL I LOVE YOU
Father Ted: I could write a poem & send it in to that show. Let’s be honest the poetry Mrs Doyle writes is bound to be hopeles.
Father Dougal: What would you write about?
Happy St Patrick’s Day!
↬ FATHER TED - Mrs Doyle offers a nice cup of tea.
Mrs Doyle: Who’s for tea?
Father Dougal: Me please, Mrs Doyle.
Father Jack: TEA? FECK!
Father Ted: I’m fine, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: You won’t have a cup?
Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle, honestly, I won’t have a cup.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure now it’s hot?
Father Ted: No, I’m not in the mood, thanks.
Mrs Doyle: All right, so. Ah go on, would you not have a drop?
Father Ted: No, thanks Mrs Doyle, I’m fine.
Mrs Doyle: Just a little cup! Have one!
Father Ted: No, really.
Mrs Doyle: I’ll tell you what, father.
Father Ted: Seriously!
Mrs Doyle: I’ll pour you a cup anyway and you can have it if you want. And what do you say to a cup?
Father Jack: Feck off, cup!